Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

"I never painted dreams. I painted my own reality.” - Frida Kahlo 

"I never painted dreams. I painted my own reality.” - Frida Kahlo 

nazry:

The Milky Way, as seen from Somerset Lake, Queensland, Australia.

nazry:

The Milky Way, as seen from Somerset Lake, Queensland, Australia.

1910-again:

August Strindberg, Wave IX 1903

1910-again:

August Strindberg, Wave IX 1903